Commonplace

  • Home
  • Blog
  • Word of Mouth
  • Arts & Crafts
  • Collected Works
    • Archived
  • Our Stuff
  • Thesis Projects & Residency Talks
  • Flashbacks 2011
  • Flashbacks 2010
  • Flashbacks 2009
  • Flashbacks 2008
  • On Writing
  • Forum
  • Nonfictionistas 2012
 

Well, hey there

This is an informal gathering place for writers and mentors in the MFA program at the University of Alaska Anchorage. If you desire authority and officialdom, head on over to the Department of Creative Writing and Literary Arts. If you'd rather hang out with your pals and loiter in the lit-osphere (we just made that word up), then check out the other pages here:

  • The blog rotates a new writer regularly, though currently it is dominated by fictionalist Hunter Whitworth. You'll want to take a turn, too.
  • Word of Mouth includes news about us and announcements about events.
  • Arts and Crafts presents links to the on-line world of writing. It's educational!
  • Our Stuff links to personal web sites and blogs of mentors, students, and alumni.
  • Flashbacks offers photos of past residencies.
  • Forum gives us a place to talk to each other.
  • Thesis Projects & Residency Talks is now available to CWLA students and mentors. (Email for the password!)
  • If you want to reminisce about the one-week wonder blog, check here.
  • Turns out that this site doesn't work as well in Chrome as it does in Firefox or other browsers. Don't ask us. We don't understand the Intertubes all that well either.
  • Go! Enjoy! Leave a comment! 

Blasts from the Not-So-Distant Past

Picture
Not that you're supposed to be reliving the good old days, but some of the residency's greatest hits are starting to appear on Commonplace. First up we have Richard Rodriguez's inspiring keynote talk as well as his craft talk. You'll find the audio links toward the bottom of Our Stuff. Look there, too, for a PDF download of "Imagining Ourselves: Narrative Stance in Memoir," a publication from Welcome Table Press that includes the panel talks given this summer by Nancy Lord, Judith Barrington, Valerie Miner, and Sherry Simpson. (Bonus: Thoughts from two other writers who participated in the original AWP panel.) More audio and video recordings of classes and colloquia are in the hopper, whatever a hopper is. Soon we'll also post a page where you can read completed thesis projects by our recent graduates. That one will require a password, which we'll share with current students as soon as we think of something less obvious than "password."


Fun Definitely Over; Hard Work and Whining Begins

Picture
Happy Campers
Welcome back! You may have noticed this site hasn't been updated since the residency. Rumors that the Web Diva gave herself an accidental lobotomy during the Eagle River camping trip are mostly not true. The scars are healed, no bears were attracted to the blood, and all is well, as best as we can tell from the brain scans. So here we are again.
 
The fall semester begins with a reprise of Rich's entertaining, opinionated, and educational morning talk, "Twenty-Five Things I Know For Sure--Maybe." It will continue in installments until the next blogger is volunteered. Speaking of which: Why don't you volunteer to write a blog entry or two? Doesn't have to be fancy or even insightful. Just be mildly interesting. We know you want to save your best creative thinking for your own work, and we don't mind. The least you could do is send us news or links or anything vaguely writing-related. That's literally THE LEAST you could do.

New additions to the site include photo albums from past years. Look under the "More" button for links to Flashbacks. You can find a video of the bluegrass version of "Pomp and Circumstance" here. We will also be adding theses (yes, it's a weird word) and eventually podcasts of Richard Rodriguez's talk and other highlights, whenever we figure out how to make them. Probably they will be uploaded sometime before the next residency, barring any further lobotomies, intentional or otherwise.


2011 Residency Over; Nearly All Survive.

Picture
At the Open Mic
There. That wasn't so terrible, now was it? Or perhaps it's like what they say about childbirth: If anybody actually remembered the excruciating details, nobody would ever undergo it again.

Until our memories actually return, let's just try to dwell on the good parts. Look under "More" for a link to Flashbacks 2011, a photographic record that may or may not be used later in court. If you have incriminating evidence to contribute, mail it to the Web Diva at bixby2@mac.com. If you think that chair made your butt look big (it doesn't!) and you want the photo removed, make gentle requests at the same address. 

Finally, now that you've recalled what real food tastes like, you'll enjoy a stroll down memory lane with Hunter Whitworth's "Critique of Creekside Cafe" on the blog. Remember, we are not responsible for PTSD.

If you have thoughts to share about the residency, get it all out in the blog's comments. You'll feel better. Probably.

As for the "Word of Mouth" and "Arts and Crafts," look for updated material by [sometime in the future], too. The Web Lackey has been recovering from the residency. And no, that's not a nicer way of saying "in rehab." 


CWLA SummerResidency: A Cross Between Boot Camp, 
An Amusement Park, a Coffee Klatsch, and Grad School

Picture
First, the important news. The program elves have decided there will not be a Limbo Championship of the Genres this year after all. Although the official word is that this event did not meet the program's high standards, the truth is that the Chief Elf is still visiting the chiropractor twice weekly after insisting that being a cross-genre writer made him particularly "flexible." Not true, as it turns out.

However, we'll have the usual punishing schedule of scintillating morning talks, followed by soul-crushing workshops, a tasty line-up of afternoon classes, panels, and lectures, and evenings filled with literary fireworks at the public readings. This year we'll have a new feature: afternoon colloquia presented by graduating students eager to demonstrate that they did, in fact, learn a thing or two.

The program elves agree that the highlight of this year's residency will be a graduation ceremony celebrating the accomplishments of this year's candidates: Pamela Kearney (F), Eric Larson (NF), Heather Lende (F), Sara Loewen (NF), John McKay (P), Vivian Faith Prescott (P), Toni Todd (F), Megan Nix Weidel (NF), and Joan Wilson (NF). They also will read from their work at an evening reading on Wednesday, July 13. We will not, however, stage the traditional Ars Poetica of Paddling, the Dunk of Reality, or Bobbing for Plots and Motivation at the celebration afterward as originally advertised. Being a writer is punishment enough.


Alaska Writer Sites
We Like

  • 49 Writers
  • Cirque
  • Alaska Quarterly Review
  • Alaskan Writers Directory
  • Alaska Literary Events Calendar
  • Being Poetry
  • Flashquake
  • The Self-Made Writer

Disclaimer-ish language here

Nothing that appears on this site is sanctioned, approved, written, edited, spell-checked, or probably even read by an official UAA official, and that's as it should be. The official officials have their own site. This is not it. Frankly, they prefer not to know that this site even exists. Let's keep it that way!

Also, the opinions that may be expressed by our roving gang of bloggers are their own, because really, does anyone else want to claim them?

This is a site that is intended to feature the literary stylings of some people who (or possibly "whom"--we'll look it up later) we know and like most of the time. There are also some newsy bits, some writerly bits, some links, and some photos. Surely you, the mysterious and probably exotic readers, have something useful or entertaining to add in the blog comments, so why not? We want your opinions, though admittedly without any sort of troublesome baggage like slander, libel, fraud, Nigerian bank accounts, STDs, name-calling, overt mockery, or poor use of metaphors.

Side note: We are actively recruiting more students who are lawyers and can advise on real disclaimers, now that the three lawyers we have enjoyed and subtly pressed for free legal advice are nearly graduated. Some doctors would be nice, too. And maybe someone from the insurance industry.


Contact Us

Or somebody, anyway.
Try sending an email here.
Picture
Emcee interviews still under way (see below)

Meanwhile, back at the home office . . . . 

Picture
MFA Program Elves
You should know that the elves are terribly excited about the impending residency. They are busy, busy, busy arranging schedules and thinking up useful and delightful things for you to do, none of which involves square dancing or whittling, alas. The elves have pretty much decided that we won't be repeating last year's unfortunate Poetry BodySlam (get well soon, poets!), nor will there be a repeat of "The Naked Memoirist: A Lot More Of Me." Certainly we will never hold another Jell-O Wrestling Match between the novelists and the short-story writers. That was just sad.

However, good news! The program elves did receive a substantial NEA grant to help plan the First Ever, How the Years Fly By, UAA Low-Residency MFA Graduation Ceremony, which may or may not involve burros. It could go either way at this point. Probably it depends on whether the Head Elf returns from South America with the checkbook. Stay tuned!

Picture
Potentially Your Emcees

 Other things to remember

  • How do you show that you're One of Us and not One of Them? See Word of Mouth for an extra-groovy gift idea for yourself or a graduating friend (hint, hint).
  • Look here, now. You know you have a favorite book, writer, or quote, maybe a writerly link, or even a brilliant idea for a blog comment. So stop hogging it and send it to the Web Wrangler at bixby2@mac.com. Or else. (That's just a vague threat, so no need to report us to campus security.)
  • People are starting to post helpful advice about surviving the on-campus residency (in some cases, literally: Moose!). If you have suggestions or are seeking hints, look under the "More" tab above, then go to Forum>The Residency>Suggestions for Incoming Class? Feel free to offer ideas about the academic side of the residency, too: how to prepare, how to pace yourself, etc. There's also a forum for those of you with burning questions that can't be treated by an over-the-counter ointment.


Photos used under Creative Commons from dok1, Del S B, telepathicparanoia, Fresh Lens Photography